The HouseDVD - 2017
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So, sweetie, remember, if you drink a beer, you drink a glass of water, all right? Six-pack of beer, six-pack of water.
-Okay. This just sounds like way too much liquid.
I don't understand the difference between, like, rape and date rape.
-Oh, I think date rape is when you go to dinner and a movie, and then rape.
Last Tuesday night at approximately 3:14 a.m., vandals spray-painted what appears to be a male penis and accompanying genitalia on the high school football field. It has since been removed.
It says right here, in this account, we have $401,000. Jackpot! You missed it!
-No, uh, that says you have a 401K account.
Do this math. You're 40 years old and you go to jail for 20 years. How old are you when you get out?
- Ninety. Hundred.
- If I have some scratch paper, I can figure it out.
- It's for charity.
Good. Which charity?
- Uh... Uh... Horse circumcision. Money for psychic kids.
My name's not Pal. They call me the Butcher.
What future? What are you talking about?
-I wanted you to be my First Lady.
You're never gonna be president. You're too short.
Live, feel the hearts
of men Just breathe
Speak, be heard
for yours or just leave
Gotta break codes of silence
Heal more Stray from violence
No more police
sirens We one alliance
Comm sense need applyin'
Sick of all separation
Rise up from hatred
Black white unite the nation
Amazing, so damn amazing
We live for days of no crime
We need more scholars Deep minds
Less drug dealin'
More leaders shinin'
Plus more father figures
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