Being gay in Hollywood is never easy but, thanks to a homophobic female boss, Bart Cain's life is a living hell. The disgruntled staff writer would like nothing better that to retire to a picturesque Scottish village - preferably with a hot literary career and a hotter houseboy at his beck and call. But first, he has an axe to grind with Shari Draper, Sterling Studios, and the industry in general. Bart isn't the only would-be writer in town - and concocting screenplays isn't Rodrigo Dominguez's only talent. The lusty Latino hustler is the epitome of Bart's wildest fantasies - and with any luck, Bart might be able to help him realise one of his. Rod's convinced that his big break is finally on the horizon, courtesy of Bart's studio connections. One moment, the All-American actor was on top of the world playing prime time's favorite dad. The next, Jim's homemade sado-masochistic video is leaked to tabloid television. Jim's not the only closeted icon who's seen and done it all. And now he's about to tell it all - with a little help from Bart and Rod.